Monday, April 14, 2008

Loyana's true lies Pt. 2

I'd been wanting to get a better antivirus software for my computer and some blank CDs. Okay so I also wanted to chat up the dude behind the counter as well. Sue me. I'm human. Any way the dude behind the counter was conversing with this person in a standard military issue jacket. Big deal. Every other macho idiot buys a fake military jacket. They think it's a babe magnet. Hell, I would have been hooked on this guy even if he wasn't wearing that jacket but then I've always had this thing for guys in uniform.............
So I did what any sensible girl faced with a tough choice like dude or uniform guy does. I accidentally - on - purpose dropped my CDs and the software package and tripped straight into Mr. Uniform's hands. And just for the record, they were pretty solid hands.
I looked up and that was it. He was hooked. They say in India," Hansi toh phansi." The girl equivalent is - trip into his arms and if he doesn't drop you once he's looked at you, girl you're good to go.
So we started going steady and I hope I'm going to be Mrs.uniform some day. Although i might convince him to change his last name, sounds a little middle class types don't you think?

And so we came to the end of her first true lie. The truth was that the guy who left her standing in the forest and Mr. uniform were one and the same guy. The lie was that she would never become Mrs. uniform. She'd end up as Mrs. NRI. The sad part? She knew it too.....

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